My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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