i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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