I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Randomize
