is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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