I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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