Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
bring money and cleavage
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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