tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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