just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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