We need to rekindle our bromance
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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