don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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