is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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