some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
so much tequila, so little girl.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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