I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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