so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Let's paint friendship bongs
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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