He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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