Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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