So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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