Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
