Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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