Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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