How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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