Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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