they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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