Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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