After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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