I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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