Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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