Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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