we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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