Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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