he was CRYING into my vagina
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
how drunk are you?
Several
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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