Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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