Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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