I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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