I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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