I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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