dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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