Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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