Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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