morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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