he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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