the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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