we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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