pedialite and red bull = repair kit
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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