That's intense
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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