...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
