we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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