TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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