No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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