is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I could fuck to npr.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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