dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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